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The National Canine Defence League

from Table For One by Darren Hayman

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A quarter Jack Russell, a quarter beagle,
A half Border Collie that won’t come to heel.
With rotten old teeth, and sores on his coat,
He’s only fourteen but that’s sixty in dog years.

It’s raining and it’s cold and he won’t come to you when you call.
And you wish all the wrong things in the world could be right.

Don’t worry dear,
The National Canine Defence League is here
When life is astray and all dog eared
I’ll keep you safe and I’ll keep you right here.

Don’t look at me for someone to blame
When it gets dark so early I feel just the same
If we collect all the strays and make them feel safe
There’ll be some more out there to keep us awake.

It’s a hard life to be sure
And life’s short so make it yours.
And pull out your tail from between your legs.
That’s what I said.

Don’t worry dear,
The National Canine Defence League is here
When life is astray and all dog eared
I’ll keep you safe and I’ll keep you right here.

Don’t get so excited
You can’t do every little thing yourself

Don’t worry dear,
The National Canine Defence League is here
When life is astray and all dog eared
I’ll keep you safe and I’ll keep you right here.

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from Table For One, released September 16, 2006

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